The boyfriend sent me a text for me to wake up to in the morning but instead it woke me up as he sent it. He now feels incredibly bad and I’m now going to be s grumpy pants all day.


My housemate is being such a douche. He has arranged a house party. Told me yesterday. Said would just be a few. Now he has no idea cause some stupid twat put it on Facebook. Fucking fuming.
Seriously questioning my choice of friends this year already but I have no one else.


Really want a tattoo


DO YOU HEAR THE FANDOM SING. SINGING TO SONG OF DOO WEE OOO. IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE WHO ARE ABOUT TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO! WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEARTS. ECHOS THE BEATING OF THE MASTER’S DRUMS. THERE IS A LIFE ABOUT THE START WHEN CAPALDI COMES!


Shouldn’t have ate that chocolate digestive.


jeszing:

I’m falling into heart eyes emoji with you

(via imported-adventure)


So fucking happy with life at the moment.


and-then-sara:

thosebrityoutubers:

troyeslittletwink:

casualcissexism:

littleoctopiloveyou:

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

OMG horse tornado

water with corners

sand moose

Potato stICKS

SAND MOOSE

(via npcmimic)


beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via stars--in-my-black-and-blue-sky)


I don’t know how I became so tanned. 
That is my arm next to my leg…

I don’t know how I became so tanned.
That is my arm next to my leg…